Who says romance is dead?

Someone needs to tell your father that offering to show me what he just pulled up out of the shower drain is not a prelude to intimacy. That making comments such as "Oh holy crap, you should smell this!" is also not going to entice me to come into the bathroom to investigate.

And why is it that when I whine about this to my girlfriends, all I get in return is , "He cleaned out the shower drain? That's awesome! Why on earth are you complaining?"

I can't win. But I did go to bed with a smile on my face.