Indiscretion

There is going to be a time in our lives when we're going to have to sit down and explain to you three that "what goes on at home, stays at home". Unfortunately, none of you have even the smallest sense of discretion and like to tell the world our news. Especially if it involves accidents, boo-boos, scrapes and band-aids.

So in the spirit of family indiscretion and so that the following makes any sense at all, let me just tell you that it is my time of the month and Gracie walked in on me in the bathroom earlier in the day.

Grace told the people at the gym this morning that I had an ouchie. But I was very brave and didn't need a band-aid even though I had blood on my bottom.